Headache Cure

[Chappy]

A man, Joe, has had a nearly unbearable headache for two decades. He's

seen numerous doctors and specialists, but nothing ever works. Finally,

one doctor makes a diagnosis he hasn't heard before.

The doctor says, "Joe, the good news is, I can cure your headaches. The

bad new is that it will require castration". The doctor went on to

explain "You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to

press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The

only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked. He wondered if he had anything to live for without his

testes, but in the end decided he had no choice but to go under the

knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time

in 20 years. He felt like he was missing an important part of himself,

but, as he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a

different person, a new person. He could make a new beginning and live

a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new

suit for my new life ." That will make me feel better.

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The

elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right. How did you know?" "Been in the business 60

years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a

new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman

eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was

surprised. "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years" said the tailor.

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably

around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18

years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would

press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one

hell of a headache."

[mawood1231]

That was too funny!!

[handplane]

[tg1911]

Sounds like he should have gotten one more opinion.

[echobay]

DOH

[Vile_DR]

That's gotta hurt...*laughs*...doesn't look like he'll be able to tell his kids that story...