martymas Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 hi team this is not naughty martyGynecologist Appointment=Slightly Adult --------------------------------------------------------------------------------(There is not a woman today that won't crack up over this one!) I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my wash cloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles in it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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echobay Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 funny one marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Oh no....that little girls mom is going to flip...i bet the doctor enjoy the twinkles though... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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