tg1911 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"Son: "What is Politics?"Father: "Well let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let's call her Goverment. We take care of your needs, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid The Working class and your baby brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it." That night awakened by his brother crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maids's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.The next morning he reported to his father. Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what politics is."Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"Son: "Well dad, while Capitalism is screwing The Working Class, Government is sound asleep, The People are being completelty ignored and The Future is full of crap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 HARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Hit the nail square on the head with THIS one!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Oh how accurately that describes our nation here of late....Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted May 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Love the image, lamuskrat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 That is one of the best policitcal representations i have ever read...LOL...and got a great laugh out of it as well....sweeet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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