Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

[bar5]

Here is another one I found at another board.

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling

too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my

wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a

present for me.

She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I

said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The

children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and

despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,

"Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better;

someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and

said, "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your

birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out

into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis

and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a

beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and

smoked a cigarette and she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I

think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more

comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in

about six minutes, she came out... ... carrying a big birthday

cake, followed by my wife and children. All were singing Happy

Birthday.

... and there on the couch I sat... ... with nothing on but my

socks...

...and *that's* why I fired my secretary.

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[Dan]

hehehe

[lamuskrat]

Well he was in his BIRTHDAY suit...lol

[marko_tomas13]

thats a good one