handplane Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal? 2) Check e-mail more than five times a day? 3) Spend more time chatting than eating or sleeping? 4) Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online? 5) Leave your name and information at countless sites if only to hope you'll receive a reply one day from a company you'll never do business with anyway? 6) Log on before important personal habits, such as meal preparation, hygiene or bodily functions? 7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head? 8) Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you'd usually be griping about your carpal tunnel syndrome? 9) See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box? 10) All of the above Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 why are you describing me to everyone ............................... oh you weren't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Ahh my monitor is on fire !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Good one handplane.... Looks like I'm not a true internet addict yet judgeing by these symptoms... But I'm borderline on a couple.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 he he he i need an {in denial} iconfunny handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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