lamuskrat Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 A couple just got married and went to the hotel to start their honeymoon.Wife went to restroom to change. While there the husband begins to think about his new found life. When she comes out of the restroom he takes his pants and throws them to her, He says "try these on". She steps into them and pulls them way up to her neck. Kindly she replies "I can't wear your pants". The husband then reponds, "thats right I wear the pants in the family". Startled by this sudden rush to authority, she took her pants from the restroom and threw them at him. She said "try these on". He got up and stepped into her pants and tried to pull them up. He couldn't get them past his ankles. He said "I can't get into your pants".The new bride exclaimed "and your not going to until you change your attitude!". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 I guess now, we know who's the boss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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