Dr Phil

[martymas]

Dr. Phil

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all

could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on

a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the

things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't

finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a

bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a

package

of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the

rest of

the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.