Newlyweds

[rv56]

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coouchy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator & showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing he could think of saying was "Yes, Lollipop.....but at the bar....you know.....they have frozen glasses....."

He didn't even get to finish the sentence because his wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.....I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise.....OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven & took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey....at the bar....you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that....."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG & EAT YOUR FRICKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO A FRICKIN' BAR!

THAT SH*T IS OVER.....GOT IT?

and they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?

[tg1911]

Ohhhh! What a sweet, caring, and loving wife.

[blim]

Hahahaha!! Honeymoon's over! At least he married the perfect woman

Liz