martymas Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 hey team this is all in the mindmartyA newly wed couple, Joe and Bobbi-jo [i think they were brother and sister] were short of money so they decided to spend their wedding nite at Bobbi-jo's parents house. BJ sits on the bed as her husband undresses. As he takes off his shirt, BJ sees the hair on his chest. Upset, she runs downstairs to her mother. " Mama" she screams " He's got hair on his chest like an animal." Calm down," her mother says, "And go back upstairs and do your wifely duty." So, up she goes in time to see Joe take off his pants. Again she runs downstairs and runs to her mother. "Mama, he's got hair on his legs like a monkey!" "Silly girl" her mother says, "Now go upstairs and make love to him." She gets upstairs in time to see Joe taking off his shoes and he has only half a foot on his left leg. She runs downstairs again and says, "Mama, Joes got a foot and a half." "You're a stupid girl BJ." she says. "You stay down here and I'LL go upstairs!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Good one Marty Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Vile_DR Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 LOL...funnah funnah...Nice cat pic to handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 LOL...funnah funnah...Nice cat pic to handplane yo hand plane i loved the puddy tat.hahah Q.this is the first time ive been able toaccess photobucket images.any one no why .there are times i cant open it marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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