A Fathers Worst Nightmare


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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped

up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with

trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new

girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding

real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and

her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and

Joan said that we would be very happy. Even though you don't care for her, as

she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a

stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams

too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it

for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the

meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better;

she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.I just wanted to

remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk

center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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:lol::lol:

That would be a scary note......but a sense of relief at the end... :D

My daughters clean room for me was either...."I need a couple of bucks and the car tonight". <_<

Good one tg..... ;)

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