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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll you have?†he asked.

“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,†she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. “Yuck, that’s nasty poison!†she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!â€

“Well, there you go,†cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!â€

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