tg1911 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day ofsightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptiouslooking platter, being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Huh? Oh, Ohhhh, OOHHHH!! Groans.... Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 GROSS!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 WOW...bring on the pain...The American better go fight the bull the next morning... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 ***no comment***(I'm in shock).... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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