Another Blond Joke

[tg1911]

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there

for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The

bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very

deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, before

you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair

....given that you are blind, that you should know five

things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball

bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a

black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a

professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a

professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still

wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a

second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if

I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Vile_DR]

I bet he was more than blind before the end of the night...good one TG...

[echobay]