Vile_DR Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 BODY MEETING All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who wasthe one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body'ssystems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen allover so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food andgive all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body whereverit needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to seewhere it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible forwaste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in ahuff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach wasbloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 So true.I had quite a few in my lifetime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I can sure agree with you there handplane........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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