tg1911 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 FEMALE PRAYER:Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,And knows the answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.Amen.MALE PRAYER:I pray for a blind-deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, and a bass boat. Amen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I am at a loss for words...laughter will do...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Hmmm.....what can I say....except...LMAO........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Ditto...RV56 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 I'll survive even without the bass boatjust barely but I will survive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 MALE PRAYER:I pray for a blind-deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who ownsa liquor store, and a bass boat.Amen Funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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