Vile_DR Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Careful when you stand up, this one might hurt.. An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's not any trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old man was going like a train- I've got to ask him what his secret is." As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else.You had sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?" The old man says, "fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Funny.Had to send it to a few friends!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 lmao... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 LMAO........Vile_DR thats a good one..... Sent that off to friends..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Funny Vile_DR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 maybe need to try that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Well depending on whay type of voltage...i might want to try it as well...zzzzzaaaappppp!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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