rv56 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Can't stop laughing on the last one I'm safe cause it's the wifeexcellent stuff rv Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Oh man...i am going to enjoy this one...WTG RV56*Everyone has heard these below (or they have nowWhy do we drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway?Why is their braille writing on a drive up ATM machine?Why make Tea hot and add ice cubes to cool it down? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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