J.o.t.d.

[Chappy]

Hola!

Thought you folks might like to see this...

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but

you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a

while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if

the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons

are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have

to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain

water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people

up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the

bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000

years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But

consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and

while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps

trying.

[robroy]

all very true Chappy

[blim]

Thanks, Chappy!

I *think* read that joke recently, but, I forget jokes immediately, so it was "new to me"!! (God how I hate Ziploc Bags.....I do remember that part!) Also happy to see you around these parts so often!

Liz

[Vile_DR]

Wow, keep the laughs coming