martymas Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 hi team not sure if any of you are familiar with bill mallenson who is a member of this board .we email each other now and then.and he posted this for me to read .at WSso thought i would share it with you .but i acknowledge it to him.hope it dosent offend some of our lady members.forgot to mention bill posts here every now and then. marty--------------------------------------------------------------------------------1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you. 2. You say I'm a b!tch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable 15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realizeyou haven't gone to sleep yet. 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too. 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done. 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 23. You look like $hit. Is that the style now? 24. Earth is full. Go home. 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego? 26. I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert. 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. 29. If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport. 30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-$hit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 lolThat's some good ones, Marty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 That's some funny shizzz there Marty...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Coming from a lady, that was hilarious!! Thanks, Marty! Geez, I've said a couple of those..... Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Hilarious!I've said a couple of those, or similar ones, and more, unfortunately to my hubby in the heat of battle. 35 years of marriage (next Sept) and haven't killed each other yet. Especially like #3 and # 21.Haven't seen Bill on G4 or here for a long time. I know he has trouble dealing with G4, so hope he missed out on the past few days of threads there. Full moon effect I think.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 very funny , I've been on the receiving end of several and a few others during 26 yrs of marriage. Thanks Marty and Bill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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