martymas Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect!' He never knew what HIT him ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sultan_emerr Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Hahahahahaha. Good one, Marty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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