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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies,

'Your eyesight's damn near perfect!'

He never knew what HIT him !

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