handplane Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker toldthem, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury herhere in the Holy Land for $150.00."The man thought about it and told himhe would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Whywould you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would bewonderful to spend only $150.00?"The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here andthree days later he rose from the dead.I just can't take that chance." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Good one. Hahahahahaha Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Hahahaha!That's a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Haha nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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