handplane Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 ITALIAN CONFESSION An elderly Italian man who lived near Monte Casino went to the local church for Confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a very young, beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a very wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question." "And what is that?", asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 That's a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Haha nice one handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 (takes out a pad of paper and starts writing down notes) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nerelda Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 The war is over? What? Sheesh! Thanks for telling me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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