Installing A Poor Man's Security System

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wonder if this joke was applied for real if it would work??

* Go to a secondhand store & buy a pair of men's used work boots - get a really big pair.

* Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns & Ammo Magazine". [if you do not have this magazine, buy it]

* Now put a dog dish beside the above - a really big dog dish.

* Leave a note on your front door that says something like this ........

"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 hour.

Don't disturb the pitbulls as they have just been de-wormed & neutered".

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