A Dentist!

[Shadow_Thomas]

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement

that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly

realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!"

The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket

and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.

The speaker tried them. "Thanks, but they're too loose," he said.

The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more

pair... try them."

The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!" With that he ate his meal

and gave his address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank

the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my

aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied, "Oh I'm not a dentist. I work at the morgue.."

[murtu52]

Whoa, whoa! Too much information! Nice joke.

[macmarauder]

BLAAAAAAA!!! Good one

[marko_tomas13]

lmao

[Shadow_Thomas]

I had another good one, but I decided not to post it because I felt it was borderline as it mentioned, or should I say it had the word penis mentioned about a half dozen times. I would never offend anyone, not on purpose anyways. Glad you liked it.