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'lil wiccan' :D was stopped by the Cyber police today for driving a PC under the influence.

When ask by the officer to walk a straight line! He said “Which one ??â€

Then when asked to close his eyes and touch his nose with his middle finger, he couldn’t even find his head! tho after being handed a glass could at least find his mouth .

When blowing into the bag, both bag and crystals melted before a reading could be taken.

When taken to the station and asked to blow into the Machine,, the rubber hose turned hard and fell off! Also all the components dropped of the machines mobo!

A blood test was taken, was the colour was of JD’s and evaporated before any test could be carried out!!

His breath set off all the smoke detectors, jammed up all the electronic locks, left the seats UP in the Women’s toilets, cracked the urinal in the men’s , deleted the DNA database and ate though all the bullet proof glass .

He was released with only a warning !! A police spokesperson said

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