echobay Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 WHO BREWSA man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee ."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS" WOMEN'S REVENGE"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ohhh, I LOVE that second tip, errrr, I mean joke!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTerrorist_75 Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Not one of my exes could make coffee worth a crap. I shall always brew the coffee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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