tman70 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS Vista West Virginia EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of West Virginia. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The West Virginia EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS Vista, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN West Virginia EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset.............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find..............hunt fer it Go to.............over yonder Back..............back yonder Help..............hep me out here Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!) Start.............crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... ..stuff ah done did Also note that the West Virginia EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS Vista: Tiperiter.....................a word processing program Colerin' Book.................a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 7.0 Pitchers......................a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the West Virginia EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Hahahahahahahaha... ROFLThat's good... That's real good.But why can I see that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 dat dere be sum funy stuf - dang west verginnies Sent it along to my Southern friends, I'm sure I'll be hearing from them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I love it! (And I also love my cousins, all 48 of 'em.....thinkin of havin some more younguns, we are.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 geez billybobthat is so durn furnnyive sent it on to a freindmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 (edited) lol.. :lol: ... Wait.. Heh! Um.. i understood all that BEFORE you translated Edited December 2, 2007 by echobay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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