Winders Vista W. Va. Edition


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Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the

WINDOWS Vista West Virginia EDITION may have accidentally been

shipped outside of the STATE of West Virginia.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding

the commands. The West Virginia EDITION may be recognized by

the unique opening screen.

It reads: WINDERS Vista, with a background picture of Willie Nelson

superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"

My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"

Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"

Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"

Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"

Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"

Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN West Virginia EDITION:

Cancel............stopdat

Reset.............try'er agin

Yes...............yep

No................nope

Find..............hunt fer it

Go to.............over yonder

Back..............back yonder

Help..............hep me out here

Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)

Start.............crank'er up

Settings..........settins

Programs......... stuff at duz stuff

Documents....... ..stuff ah done did

Also note that the West Virginia EDITION does not recognize

capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS Vista:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program

Colerin' Book.................a graphics program

Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator

Outhouse Paper................notepad

Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 7.0

Pitchers......................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused.

If you received a copy of the West Virginia EDITION,

you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates

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