martymas Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Ten Reasons God Created WomanI'm sure there must be more than 10 but this was a good start!!!Ten Reasons God Created Woman10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. ( Parenthetically, it has been noted thatmen don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.)8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains andchildbirth.4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything else that was really his fault.2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."1. And the No. 1 reason of all .(Tada .. drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)>God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared:"I can do better than that." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 How true, especially #9! thanks, MartyLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Great one, Marty! Gonna pass that one along to my "other" favorite forum. The Gazebo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV. Holy cow, is that true or what? God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. A friend/co-worker asked me a 'guy' question concerning her new boyfriend, "Why does he continue to wear his worn out underwear?" There IS no answer for that, is there? We. Just. Do. Now I can tell her it started in the Garden of Eden! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 ha ha ha underware for what ever reason has been an enigma for men ime sitting here in my underpants i bought last yearit is worn out but comfy i have plenty of of new ones that Must be it COMFY as a point of interest does my text look faded and small ime posting this from kubuntu and darned if i can get the display right i dont know where to go to do it marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Your text looks fine on my end, Marty.And Son eats breakfast every warm day on his apartment balcony....yup, in his underware.....Good thing I toss his worn ones (while he isn't looking) and buy him flashy boxers every Christmas Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 thanks lizjust as well there are mothers in this worldto remind us to change our undiesive actually been cAught out wearing my U"Smarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Just remember,Men are proof that women can take a joke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Just remember,Men are proof that women can take a joke. I'd let that bother me but then, that would pretty much be proving your point, wouldn't it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 "Why does he continue to wear his worn out underwear?"The same reason a woman who you thought was in her right mind wore a thong or a g-string. At least ours only has a little hole and it costs 5 bucks for a pack of 3 not 10 bucks for 1 piece of fishing line sized rear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 ... At least ours only ... costs 5 bucks for a pack of 3 ... We do luck out on things like that. But then if they're so cheap, why do we STILL refuse to buy 'em? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 (edited) ... At least ours only ... costs 5 bucks for a pack of 3 ... We do luck out on things like that. But then if they're so cheap, why do we STILL refuse to buy 'em? Because who really wants to walk up to the check-out counter with a pack of underwear? \I love those new self-check out devices.... Edited September 19, 2007 by Bubba Bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted September 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 dosent that apply to condomsas well asunderwaremen dont like buying condoms or at least asking for themi remember when i bought my first ones i asked for safetys and i got razor blades i didnt have the guts tosay no i mean c-----msmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 ... who really wants to walk up to the check-out counter with a pack of underwear? \ ... Good point, even browsing the undie aisle is uncomfortable (do I really need to see a mannequin with a package way larger than mine right there in front of my face? ). I only started keeping things new-ish when I started buying online (plus due to my being XL the selection in stores is minimal, and by the way, why are the extra large sizes always down there by the floor? I have to crawl around on my knees just to find my size!). (Odd turn of topic, huh?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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