martymas Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) i hope no one takes offence with this post i saw this joke performed on stage on a joke nighti have one about the men as well but ile post it latermarty WHITE WOMEN> > First date:You get to kiss her goodnight.> Second date:You get to grope all over and make out.> Third date :You get to have s-, but only in the missionary position.> > IRISH WOMEN> > First Date:You both get blind drunk and have s-> Second Date:You both get blind drunk and have s-> 20th Anniversary:You both get blind drunk and have s-> > ITALIAN WOMEN> > First Date:You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.> Second Date:You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.> Third Date:You have s-, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat > ring.> 5th Anniversary:You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of > having s-.> 6th Anniversary:You find yourself a girlfriend.> > JEWISH WOMEN> > First Date:You get dynamite h---> Second Date:You get more great h--> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get h-- again.> > CHINESE WOMEN> > First date:You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.> Second date:You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens > again.> Third date:You don't even get to the third date and you already realized > nothing is going to happen.> > > INDIAN WOMEN> > First date:Meet her parents.> Second date:Set the date of the wedding.> Third date:Wedding night.> > > BLACK WOMEN> > First Date:You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.> Second Date:You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.> Tenth Date:She's pregnant by someone other than you.> > > MEXICAN WOMEN> > First Date:You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have > s-- in the back of her car.> Second Date:She's pregnant.> Third Date:She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his > girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, > her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend > and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of > your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along > the Rio Grande.> > > The POINT?> > DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?> Edited August 10, 2007 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Now that's good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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