martymas Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up. Ken didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Ken really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Ken didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold!--there sat Larry! Ken was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?"Larry replied, "I have been in jail.""Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for?""Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?""Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What about her?""Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 :D Love it! thanks, MartyLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Sent off that joke to Sis and got this in reply Morris goes to confession and after the prelims tells he priest he spent the afternoon with 2 19 year olds in a motel.The priest says that's no way for a good Catholic to behave.Morris says I'm not Catholic.And the priest says then why are you telling me?Morris says "He!!, I'm 80 years old, I'm telling everybody"! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted June 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 ha ha liz i love it marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 I love both of themBarb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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laxman63 Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 LOVE them BOTH! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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