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ive always wanted to learn another foreign language

and this is an oppertunity to learn chinese

and it is simple

try it

English phrase Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man. Dum Gai

Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to "Macarena"? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright. Yu So Dum

I got this for free. Ai No Pei

I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight. Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive. Yu stin ki pu

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Sent this to Daughter who has a Chinese Friend....and YES she really DOES talk like that! :D

Daughter laughed hysterically, by the way.....and forwarded it to her friend...who probably won't get it! :D (Xian is a perfect example of blondes not needing yellow hair )

Thanks, Marty!


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hi liz

this was sent to me by a friend who

works for the asia down under team here in nz

who is chinese

and is a broadminded person

she new i sent jokes to this board

so she sent it to me

the amusing thing is she only lives 4 doors away from me

and is very shy

but a very nice person

and she sort of speaks like it is in the post


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