echobay Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 A friend of mine found this on the WEB.Crack Found on Governor's Daughter[imagine that!]Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.[No, really?]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[Now that's taking things a bit far!]Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?[Not if wiped thoroughly!]Panda Mating Fails. Veterinarian Takes Over[What a guy!]Miners Refuse to Work after Death[What next will they refuse to pay taxes?]Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]War Dims Hope for Peace[i can see where it might have that effect!]If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,It May Last Awhile[You think?!]Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures[Who would have thought!]Enfield (London) Couple Slain. Police Suspect Homicide.[they may be on to something!]Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?Isn't this usually a basic requirement?]]Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge[He probably IS the battery charge!]New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group[Weren't they obese enough?!]Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft[blames the beans and broccoli]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks[Taste like chicken?]Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half[Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors[boy, are they tall!]And this years winner!Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery. Hundreds Dead[isn't this usually a basic requirement?] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 lol those are good for a laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 roflnice one echobayI needed that todayJD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 LOL that's great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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