Bubba Turns Catholic

[bozodog]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and

cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and

since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The

delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a

problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their

priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a

Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended

Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You

were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and

the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The

Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into

Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and

watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he

carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a

deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish

[swordofdestiny]

ROFL that's great! I don't know if I can stop laughing.

[blim]

:D Gotta send that one on to the Catholics I know!, thanks, Bozodog

Liz

[jimras]

Love it!!

:)

[robroy]

another classic from the bozopup

[baker7]

GOOD ONE - hehehehe

Brian