martymas Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Subject: HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBANDA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, explained the man."We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once.""We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again.Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice.""We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said,"That's once.""And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baker7 Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 hehehehe - I'd hope that I would not anger my wife enough where she would get a GUN and do that hehehehehe Brian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Shoulda read this joke 25 years ago! But....I couldn't shoot a horse...OK, or Hubby either...but I am guilty of smacking him with a pancake spatula It's ok...he's bigger than I am, he didn't get hurt, but when I hold up a cooking utensil in anger, he.........*sigh*......laughs.... And then backs out of the area Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted March 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 ha ha drastic but it keeps harmony in the home liz tell your husband to take a turn to wearing the pantsha ha marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Heh heh, my mom always used to say dad wore the pants in the family. But SHE washed and ironed them... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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