bozodog Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.'Well, I can think of one thing', the man offered. 'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you.'St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?''Just a couple minutes ago...' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Good one!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 hey i choked with laughter that was good marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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