My Daddy The Dancer


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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did

for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,

businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher

prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer

in a gay

cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they

put

money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will

go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.

"The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to

ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee

and is helping get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too

embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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