Father With 3 Daughters....

[mikex]

A father had three daughters. Tonight was their first night to date. The father being very protective said he will have a gun by the door. Any boy who gave him a bad feeling would look down the barrel of his gun. All the girls agreed.

Well the night come and dad had his trusty shotgun at the door.

The first gentleman called knocked, Dad answered the door.

"Hi, My name is Joe. I come to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to the show."

Dad shook his hand and wished them a good evening.

The second gentleman arrived a short while later.

"Hi, My name is Eddie. I come to pick up Betty. We're gonna eat spaghetti.

Dad shook his hand and wished them a good evening.

Finally the third gentleman caller arrived.

Hi, My name is Chuck..."

Dad picked up the ol' shotgun and run the boy off.

Last anyone heard he moved out west.

M

[garmanma]

Reminds me of my friend, a police sargent. He had a kid come for his daughter. It was 30 degrees outside and this kid was wearing cutoffs so short his gonads were hanging out and knee-high mucklucks. I think he's somewhere with Chuck

Mark

[flashh4]

Well guys my name is Chuck & i had to get after my kids when they were growing up because they would always start singing "The Name Game" song !! Enough said on that !

[blim]

Oh, Chuck, yes your name is not good with the "Banana-nana-fo-nana" game!

This joke sure reminds me of my Dad! At one time we had FIVE, yes FIVE girls, no boys, between the ages of 13-18 in our house (think about it...FIVE teenaged girls!). I remember the first time a boy came to our house "to call on me". This was the "Hippy age", he had hair down below his ears and my crew cut wearing Dad said,

"Who the h*** are you and what the h*** do you want with MY Daughter???"

I wasn't home at the time, but yup, I was mortified! For some reason, he never came around again

My printer went to GVSU with the kids but sending this joke to a Sister to print off for my Dad Thanks, Mike!

Liz