tg1911 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 I found this on another board.Since Christmas is right around the corner ..........Take the time to READ ALL OF THIS....you won'tbe sorry.......My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.My mother is typing this for me,because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is sosad is because I'm so sick.I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, exceptwhen I try to breathe. The doctorsgave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filledwith leaves. The doctors said thatwas the best they could do on account of us having nomoney or insurance. I would liketo have a body transplant, but we need more money.Mommy doesn't work becauseshe said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don'tcry, Mommy," and she hugged myburlap bag.Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergicto burlap and itmakes her sneeze and chafes her real bad. I hope youwill help me. You can help me ifyou forward this email to everyone you know. Forwardit to people you don't know, too.Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forwardthis email to, Bill Gates will teamup with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With thatfunding, NASA will collect prayersfrom school children all over America and have theastronauts take them up into spaceso that the angels can hear them better. Then theywill come back to earth and go tothe Pope, and he will take up a collection in churchand send all the money to thedoctors. The doctors could help me get better then.Maybe one day I will be able toplay baseball. Right now I can only be third base.Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts cantake more prayers to the angelsand my dream will be closer to coming true. Pleasehelp me.Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want myleaves to rot before I turn 10. Ifyou don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy saysyou're a mean and heartlessbastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy withonly a head. She says that if youdon't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-riddenstomach, she hopes you die a longslow, horrible death and then burn forever in hell.What kind of cruel person are youthat you can't take five freakin' minutes to forwardthis to all your friends so that theycan feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor,bodiless nine-year-old boy?Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. Iwish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold akitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chewon me and try to bury its turds in theleaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans :^)P.S. You can send money to the person who sent youthis because that person is verytrustworthy. :^) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 "Maybe one day I will be able toplay baseball. Right now I can only be third base." i am a sick and twisted person... i was lmao...Cute tg... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 "Maybe one day I will be able toplay baseball. Right now I can only be third base." i am a sick and twisted person... i was lmao...Cute tg...Really tugs at your heart strings, don't it? LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Yeah what a post! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 (edited) Yep, it touches me right there...oh say where is my right there? Must have sent it to take your pick, a. Cleaners, b. Goodwill, or c. Delete Spam box. Yep I must be mean and what was that other word?P.S.I knew I couldn't pull that off with a straight face... so God bless everyone. Edited December 7, 2004 by thesidekickcat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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