martymas Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines, one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.I want all the women to report to St. Peter."Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Not sayin' anything else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Uh-huh, yup. Good Husbands! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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deaf_girl Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Man is the head of the household. The woman is the neck.and everybody knows the head can't do sh*t without the neck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CurlingSteve Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 True story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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