martymas Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 God Said, "Adam, I Want you to doSomething for me."Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"God said, "Go down into that valley."Adam said, "What's a valley?"God explained it to him.Then God said, "Cross the river."Adam said, "What's a river?" !God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."Adam said, "What is a hill?"So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"Adam said, "What's a cave?"! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."Adam said, "What's a woman?"So God explained that to him, too.Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."Adam said, "How do I do that?"God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.Then, in about five minutes, he was back.God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"And Adam said**YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!!******"What's a headache?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just2good4u3434 Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Potato2k4 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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