bozodog Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 >> (This is a true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota, Florida.)>> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her> voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The> four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like > mad.>> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into > the> back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she> could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it> dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there > was> a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.>> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces> further down the parking lot. She loaded her bags into the car and drove> to the police station to report her mistake.>> The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed> to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car> jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet> tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges> were filed.>> Moral of the story:> If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 jeepers..i saw it coming...but its still crazy!!Anyone want to debate gun laws? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Anyone want to debate gun laws? I don't think we wannna go there.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTerrorist_75 Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 It's an urban legend.http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grannies.htm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 I don't think we wannna go there....yesss i kno..keep away it It's an urban legend.Id have thought as much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 It's an urban legend.http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grannies.htm But it says it's true RIGHT THERE IN THE STORY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 (edited) Even if it's not true it is still a great "senior moment" story!!! Since I am no stranger to CRS times ('can't remember stuff', it's only stuff folks...nothing worse! Ha!), I loved it, and am still grinning as I post this!!!PatGod bless everyone Edited November 18, 2006 by thesidekickcat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Love it! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted November 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Legend or not. I posted it in the comedy club because it was FUNNY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Legend or not. I posted it in the comedy club because it was FUNNY!Yes. (Y)Its that anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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