jimras Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER1. Sag, you're It.2. Hide and go pee.3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.4. Kick the bucket5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.6. Musical recliners.7. Simon says something incoherent.8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guySIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.OLD IS WHEN:1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to goalong.3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just2good4u3434 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 HAHA these are great! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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JDoors Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Gol-dang-it, I resemble those remarks sonny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 You're not old enough yet, Jdoors, the correct term is "Sonny Boy" Love it! And not admitting a thing as I'm emailing all this to my younger sisters! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 You're not old enough yet, Jdoors, the correct term is "Sonny Boy" Love it! And not admitting a thing as I'm emailing all this to my younger sisters! LizWho's old?Heh....what......what you say?.....speak up.....I can't hear you.......where's my glasses...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 You're not old enough yet, Jdoors, ... Listen Missy, don't confuse my sophomoric sense of humor or general immaturity with youth. Nighttime trips to the john, hearing going, sight's going, aches and pains, yelling at the neighbor's kids, what more proof do you need? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh, I forgot, you're the "mean old man who confiscates toys", JDoors And thanks for calling me "missy", I feel twenty years younger! (Ohhhh, I still remember the first time the bagboy at the grocery store called me "ma'am"! I wondered which old lady he was talking to...and it was *gasp* ME! )And a big "ehhhhh??" to Joe. Maybe we're all a bunch of oldfarts, but we're seventeen year olds on the inside aren't we?Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 wisdom of the bear:65 isn't old if you plan on living to be 380. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Like I tell my friends..............I'll grow older but I refuse to grow up!jr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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