bar5 Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 An old Italian Mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed, "You lissin-to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you willa always remember me.""But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead.""Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga house, a lotsa cars and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whadda you gonna do then .. pointa to you watch and a say, 'TIMES UP'?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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