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not sure if htis has been posted before

however here goes

Only In America :

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Hi Everyone, something to think about.

ONLY IN AMERICA :

Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!

Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke!

Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!

Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!

Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "broker"?

Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!

Since this hits very close to home, I'll give you an explanation:

"Because the wife won't get rid of any junk!"

How's that? :thumbsup:

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Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!

That's why I'm glad we have a half basement half garage. The basement is half under ground with the garage doors obviously on the above ground side. So we have space for crap and cars. 2 car garage though. We have 3. Guess who's is outside. :mellow: stinkin' PT Cruiser. We need to leave it outside. POS. We just need to keep the Toyota and the Honda in the garage.

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The explanation is that cat food is marketed towards humans not cats.

The cat food is marked to our tastes..odd i know but true.

Doh. Of course.

Aside: My cat hated fish-flavored cat food. Chicken, beef, even turkey, fine. Tuna-fish flavor? Salmon flavor? Would. Not. Touch. It. She'd rather starve and let it dry up into a rock than touch it. Oddly, she'd eat real canned tuna.

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id like to put that to the test :lol:

Well, obviously I wasn't about to let her starve to death! After a few days I'd just break the dried up rock of fish-flavored food out of the bowl and gave her something I knew she'd eat. I'm guessin' she supplemented her diet with mice, mole, bird and rabbit meat (which she would upon occasion offer to me, gee, thanks).

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