bozodog Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging herdrink as she sits alone at a nearby table.The wife asks, "Do you know her?""Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.""My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Chappy Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 LOL!!I KNOW how that feels too...I've been celebrating my "Free" and much less stressful life for almost 10 years now and couldn't be happier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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