snyper Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 (edited) "Your wife sure makes a good roast." commented the first cannibal. "Yeah," replied the second. "I'm really going to miss her..."A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Irishman were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The Irishman says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The irishman takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?" And the Irishman responds, "*$$* you and your canoe you stupid cannibal! Edited October 26, 2006 by Chappy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Ohhhh Lord ... That last one .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Ohhhh Lord ... That last one ....Yes, harsh i know! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Too harsh actually...sorry, gotta go I think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted October 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 ok..my bad...am i banned yet before i get to 100 posts?! ... lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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