martymas Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 hi all dont include jetfuel in your drinksBud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies whoworked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH.One day the airport was fogged in and theywere stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you candrink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"So they pour themselves a couple of glasses ofhigh octane hooch and got completely smashed.The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised athow good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NOhangover!NO bad side effects. Nothing!Then the phone rings. It's Jim.Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have ahangover?"Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- nohangover, nothing. We ought to do thismore often.""Yeah, well there's just one thing.""What's that?""Have you farted yet?""No ""Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Oh boy. I bet THAT left a fine con-trail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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martymas Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 ha ha ha good one JDMARTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 WHOA!!!!!!!!!!5 ALARM FIRE in Comedy Club!!Why didn't you guys Call me...Holy cow...the smell in here is atrocious, my eyes are burnin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Ha-ha-ha-ha, good one, marty:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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