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18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates

4.2,which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently

conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and

run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend

1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut

3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend

proved no better.

I tried a shareware program,

Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing

me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend

1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these

two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée

1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further

to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use

up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSxPlus and

Cleanhouse 2005.

Shortly after this upgrade,

however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically

stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months

later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic

Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop

and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no

Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that

Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments

and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches

itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an

irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to

install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted

me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete

all of your Money before uninstalling itself !!

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Upgrading Boyfriend:

No updates available. Processor is too slow and not enough memory.

You are stuck with current version 1.0. which can only process beer, sports and sex. anything more will cause crashes and whining sounds.

I think I'm too young to be this jaded

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^_^

Umm, I think deaf_girl's response was incorrect tho, you CAN Upgrade to Husband 1.0 but it's an expensive upgrade and all you really get is Boyfriend 1.0 that doesn't come with an uninstaller...and the HardSxDrive seems to fail after awhile. That leads to another costly "soft"ware upgrade called "E-D_pills" 4.2

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